September 11, 2008
Bluegrass Founder’s New Girlfriend Age-Inappropriate, Asian-Appropriate
The 84-year-old musical genius whose electrifying playing and deep musical spirit founded the genre of bluegrass banjo has been spotted driving around Nashville in a new Cadillac with a new girlfriend.
Although the banjo icon (whom we shall not name here out of respect for his tremendous career achievements) has been driving far too fast to accurately identify his new girlfriend, sources in Nashville indicate that the new gal is approximately 20 years old and possibly Asian or part-Asian.
The BG Intelligencer has launched an investigation into the identity of the lucky lady. Based on the information we have at this point, we are somewhat certain she is Eva Scow, 19, a Californian mandolin player and specialist in the exotic chorro music of Brazil.
After a recent night of hard-partying in Nevada City, CA, Ms. Scow said about her life, “I feel great. Everything is really falling into place.”
We wish the new couple the best of luck!