August 14, 2008

Mila Kunis of “That 70’s Show” Accidentally Sleeps With Mandolin Prodigy Bryce Milano

“I thought he was Macaulay Culkin,” says actress

PHILADELPHIA — Mila Kunis and longtime boyfriend Macaulay Culkin are repairing their badly battered relationship after a hilarious misunderstanding led the actress to commit an egregious act of infidelity.

Milano, pictured here in the recording studio, is working on his debut album now.

The former star of Fox’s “That ‘70’s Show” and voice of Meg on the popular cartoon The Family Guy, Ms. Kunis was on location in Philadelphia for the filming of her upcoming movie Max Payne, also starring Mark Wahlberg and Ludacris.

“We were taking a quick break from filming, and I couldn’t believe it when I looked across the street and saw Mac [Culkin] walking by,” said Ms. Kunis.

“I figured he had come out to surprise me, which is totally just like him,” she continued.

“Anyway, we hadn’t seen each other in weeks, and there was just this unbelievable spark right at that moment,” said the former Complex cover model.

“Next thing I knew we were back on set in my trailer and like two hours had gone by,” she said.

But the actress was shocked back into reality when she received a phone call from the real Macaulay Culkin later in the day, according to sources close to both parties.

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“People have been confusing me and Culkin ever since I started gigging at the age of twelve,” said Bryce Milano, 16, mandolinist. “It’s usually just kind of insulting, but this time it worked out amazingly.”

Said Culkin, “I will kill Bryce Milano if I ever see him. I swear to God.”

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3 Responses to “Mila Kunis of “That 70’s Show” Accidentally Sleeps With Mandolin Prodigy Bryce Milano”

Back on the Train | robbierobertson on July 7th, 2011 8:00 am

[…] 360degree view in VT before NH: I should note that of the three locals in this video one, Bryce Milano, is a mandolin prodigy who SERENADED me with a twelve minute Eleanor Rigby orchestration of sonic […]
hmmm... on August 22nd, 2009 10:28 am

Seriously desiree?
desiree on July 4th, 2009 9:11 pm

It’s bullsh–. first off kunis was filming max payne in ny/toronto and not philly.

ps: how the heck wouldn’t she recognize her own bf?? they’ve been goin for more than 5 yrs.

please!!!¬¬’

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